Apology

Hullo Hunk,

You probably heard me deep in conversation with my fren, oblivious to the surroundings
The voice scaling up with musicality and excitement as I introduced and reviewed each dish
The arms flailing, trying to paint the vivid and sumptious spread of food
How well-versed I was with the discounts that were offered with whichever credit cards at whichever hotel(*BLUSH*)
To arrive at the logical conclusion that I can probably help you out
And tell you how to walk from where we were at Suntec to Ritz Carlton, Millenia

The sincerity in your eyes
That soothing baritone voice
Those handsome features
Made us want to help you so much
So that even though we had no idea where it was- we thought it sounded familiar enough for us to retrieve some recollections of it
To give some kind of murky directions and estimated time of arrival by walking
To earn that profuse thank-yous that followed
And the oh- so- charming and winsome smile of yours
How our eyes followed you even after you walked away
So you wouldn't go in the 'wrong' direction

Sorry hunk, we only realise our mistakes after we snapped out of the trance
That you should turn right instead of left at the junction
And you would need 10 mins at the very least instead of 3 mins we declared
It really wasn't our intention to dupe you
Really

Here's the directions, in case you have to walk from Suntec to your hotel again and no longer trust Singaporean gals.
And while you are there, you can check out one of the best Cantonese cuisine in Singapore
Now, for what are the specialities and discounts you can get at the restaurant, you can always count on me;)