Cal Hike

After weeks of thronging through currency reports, here's my own...

Cal Hike
by Cranberry Mist

Calories rose this week to an all-time high as a result of market peer pressure and rich dinners. The already strong Calories was further buoyed by a subdued exercise regime and a burgeoning of feasting treats in the upcoming week.

Analysts believe that the Calories would remain well-supported and continue on its rally in view of the flagging interest in curbing the imminent free float materializing around the waist and the surging build-up of cellulite. The presence of a ready pool of greasy lubricants would help ensure a smooth and steady ascend. Sentiments on the ground are optimistic about Calories' hike citing the boundless potential of the central kitchen on home grounds and flourishing wine & dine places abroad.

Going forward, Calories looks geared up for another bullish ride this week.